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Increasingly Powerful Trans Person Capable Of Using Every Single Bathroom At Once (theonion.com)
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[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 4 points 2 days ago

A tweet by user bitchvibrations which reads, "just overheard a guy walk into the bathroom and say 'showtime' to himself as he sat down on the toilet"