The Onion

(PS, I’ve seen people with vaginas use a urinal. It’s a neat trick, but it highlights how needlessly exclusive they are.)

I remember watching some kind of healthy sex show on HBO probably 20 - 25 years ago, and there was a segment about how the Germans had created this folding cardboard urinal tool for vaginas to easily pee at the urinal. I thought it was pretty rad back then, but I haven't kept up with if that thing still exists - due to a lack of personal need. I hope it does still exist. It needs more marketing. I've never seen a used cardboard personal piss-trough abandoned at any music festivals though so I think I'd likely be disappointed to hear the truth of the reality surrounding this.