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submitted 6 days ago by kersploosh@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Nobody knows The Cure.

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Hopefully it doesn't affect the Heart... is it transmissable by a Kiss, should I be worried?

I don't mean to go all Crazy on You, OP, but uh... this is gonna suck if I can't Rock And Roll All Night and Party Everyday anymore...

Like... where I live, there's a lot of Scorpions... I could maybe move to where the virus... isn't? Like Boston? Chicago?

But then I'd ... feel like a Foreigner.

Man, this sucks, now I'm crying Tears for Fears, feel like I'm in Dire Straits =(

Screw it! I'm just living in my car now, where I feel safest of all.

Or... maybe I shouldn't Rush into this... and just uh... relax, like my friend Frankie says...

Sheesh.

What a Blue Monday today turned out to be...