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[–] heavy@sh.itjust.works -3 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Theoretically, Javascript is an untyped language, so there aren't supposed to really be static types. Giving type errors in this situation would be against design.

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 28 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Maybe the design is bad, then.

[–] heavy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago

Lol you'll get no argument from me. It's not my favorite language.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

JavaScript has types and it does have type errors, for instance

> null.foo
Uncaught TypeError: null has no properties

Please stop spouting nonsense on issues you know nothing about.

[–] heavy@sh.itjust.works -3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Dynamic types aren't static types my man. I think you got some learning to do.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] heavy@sh.itjust.works 0 points 6 days ago

Lol like facilitate versus effectuate

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca -2 points 6 days ago

Theoretically, Javascript is an untyped language…

Function only handles string arguments correctly. Wat.