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I wanna party with a lesbian witch cabal.
One of them would be really good at fixing cars and machines, one of them would be real into gardening, one of them would be very bookish.
They could borrow my wife anytime for use in their evil sex magic. We'd get up to hijinks and shit.
OK that does sound like a fair portion of the lesbian polycules I've known lol
And kids, if you work really hard on your studies of lesbian polycules, you can become a Captain too!
Proably shouldn't show you this:
https://lemmynsfw.com/pictrs/image/6730ffbd-efb8-4439-ab58-37757620e797.jpeg
That you in the background?
He's got more hair, but my face would have that same expression if it was me.