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One of the stupidest things I've heard.

I also would like to attach the bluesky repost I found this from:

@leyawn.bsky.social‬ says: “is my calculator horny?“ our tech columnist asks. “i entered 5318008 into it and turned it upside down. what i saw surprised me” https://bsky.app/profile/leyawn.bsky.social/post/3lnldekgtik27

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[–] lime@feddit.nu 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

i don't even understand why it's worth discussing in the first place. "can autocomplete feel?" "should compilers form unions?" "should i let numpy rest on weekends?"

wake me up when what the marketers call "ai" becomes more than just matrix multiplication in a loop.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 18 hours ago

If it a broad discussion of intelligence then I could see it.

I do agree that we are no where close anything that resembles actual intelligence