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[–] Covenant@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Everything rhymes if you mispronounce it!

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 3 points 21 hours ago

Nothing more boring than a perfect rhyme...

[–] Covenant@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yeah if i read it, the most of what he is saying doesn't rhyme in my head.

[–] justcallmelarry@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

We’ll surely avoid scurvy if all eat… an orange

[–] Blueshift@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Well… I guess the song is over then…

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Trim the sails and roam the sea!

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 1 points 12 hours ago

Went to scuttle a few ships. Arrr, orange and hand was photoshopped in.

[–] Zanshi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Honestly the door hinge is the first one that comes to mind because of a stupid cartoon I watched as a kid, that tried to remake this rhyme in Polish.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I'm sure the lektor gave an outstanding performance