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If he was to become pope, he would have to change his name though. Probably to something stupid like John Paul, Benedict or Pius.
Pope Calzonesquare
Papa John
Pope Pious P'Zone I
Pope Christopher Cruststuffer
Pius Pig Granddad
Father Totino's Pizza Boy
an italian with a name as descriptive as battista de pizzaiolo would be contractually obligated to call themselves Pope Papi
pff. we would never forget.