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I want to end all my cream cheese conversations like this 40% off waffle iron:
Piss on carpet.
Piss on carpet, friend!
The dude: but I really liked that rug. It really held the room together.
Yes, this is the way. Make sure to shit on your ~~couch~~ wife once in a while. Gotta fuzz the fuzz once in a fuzz..
Piss on carpet.
Why end? I think it's a great way to start a conversation.
Poop on the celling.