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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/28523918

This made me laugh incredibly hard, so had to cross post it.

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[–] MyOpinion@lemm.ee 48 points 1 day ago (3 children)

My god did Vance kill the Pope!

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Can't lie, if I had to meet that dweeb IRL my matter would start decaying very fast too.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago

How dare you insinuate that JD VANCE KILLED THE POPE, there isnt a single shred of evidence that JD VANCE KILLED THE POPE. Id like to see anyone claiming or even hinting that JD VANCE KILLED THE POPE take their evidence straight to Interpol so that it can be disproven categorically by trained experts that JD VANCE KILLED THE POPE.

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 20 points 1 day ago

The poor pontiff wasn't used to being face-to-face with that level of evil and egotism. And he didn't think Vance would try to strangle him: "A message from Ratzinger! Bwahaha!"