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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/28523918

This made me laugh incredibly hard, so had to cross post it.

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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fortunately; if god is real he got bored with this particular video game and moved onto some thing more exciting.

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yep, we're living in God's ant farm and he's a bored toddler. And one day he'll show up with a magnifying glass and have a laugh.

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As long as Trump sizzles out before I do, I will be a happy man.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dude looks like he's a few hamberders away from croaking. but i've been saying that for a year or two now.

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

If life taught me anything, there is always room for dessert, and an extra hambie.