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We're a few years late, but hear me out (lemmy.ml)

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[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Bold of you to assume that the rich corporations that want to make dinosaurs will be responsible enough to put them on remote islands. More like we will be hearing about a breakout of raptors in manhattan massacring the population.

[–] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Nah they'll sell them to the military. Biological Ai killing machines

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 day ago

So, half the plot of Jurassic World?

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 0 points 1 day ago

“Crazy how all those raptors got out at the Sanders/AOC rally!” - the GOP and the democrats, probably.

[–] Waldo82@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Exactly my thoughts, they'd never be that responsible.