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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/28523918

This made me laugh incredibly hard, so had to cross post it.

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[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This is the result of 40 years of Jerry Springer, Judge Judy, Rush Limbaugh, and all the other Right Wing Grifters that followed.

They know the lowest of us love cruelty as comedy.

[–] mPony@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

don't forget the fucking "Westboro Baptist Church"

[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Speak not of the Devil, lest he raise his head...

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 9 points 1 day ago

Let's not forget Alex Jones, still holding on with this bare teeth claiming "The State" is after him. (heard a curated interview with Fucker Carlson yesterday, what a cringefest)

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

And for some odd reason they are ALL avid voters.

[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Because they want to belong to "The Team."