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[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Judas: Hey Jesus, are you coming to the Last Supper later?

Jesus: The what supper?

Judas: The supper. Just the supper.

[–] duhbasser@lemm.ee 10 points 2 days ago

Jesus: oh! Yea, I can make it. I’ll bring the wine

Judas: it’ll be the last wine you ever have

Jesus: wait what?

Judas: I said yea that’ll be fine