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[–] tygerprints@kbin.social -4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I find your sarcasm very fun and attractive. The fact that I get under your skin - it helps me keep my needles sharp. I really do thrive on it.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I find your sarcasm very fun and attractive.

No thanks; I'm married.

[–] tygerprints@kbin.social -2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Unhappily, quite obviously. I find your sarcasm very fun and attractive. The fact that I get under your skin - it helps me keep my needles sharp. I really do thrive on it. I want to know what you feel like on the inside.