Male nipples improve the aerodynamics of the chest, decreasing drag. While not noticeable in everyday life, it gave many persistence hunting a significant boost in performance, extending the hunter's running range by several miles.

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 14 points 10 months ago

This is why I always run with an erection.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

where else do you hang the ketchup packets from when eating nuggets?

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Like any normal person, I hang the ketchup packets from the railings of the tiny house I am balancing on the tip of my penis, you degenerate

[–] Coach@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Can you milk me, Focker?

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

So you can sensitive and play with them of course, shit's great

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

For the milk obviously