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6-Year-Old Hoping It’s Not Too Late To Shift Career Path From Astronaut To Firefighter (theonion.com)
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[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (3 children)

What are the chances a republican could string together 3 neurons and understand this?

[–] oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 days ago

Approximately -45%

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