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[โ€“] huf@hexbear.net 23 points 5 days ago (2 children)

they should post a different number every hour. sometimes it shouldnt even be a number.

102%
299%
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200002%
145%

and so on

[โ€“] quarrk@hexbear.net 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

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Funny you used this particular emoji, because there is already a chicken tax in the US. It is also a tariff, logically applied to light trucks. It is part of why small trucks, like kei trucks, do not exist in the US.

[โ€“] huf@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago

oh god of course this is a thing. the US, an incredibly unfunny joke about driving a country just straight into the fucking ground repeatedly

[โ€“] LeninsBeard@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[โ€“] peeonyou@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I don't remember much from grade school but I do remember this:

Dolly Parton had boobs that weighed 69 lbs. That was 222 much so she went to 51st street and met Dr. X who performed 8 operations and then she was 55378008

(6922251x8) then flip the calculator over