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WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’ (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 242 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Holy shit if these people get anymore cult like they're going to move to South America and kill themselves.

[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 130 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Dont threaten me with a good time.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 12 points 6 days ago

Elon fans, probably

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 42 points 6 days ago

Man, we should be so lucky.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago

I'll buy the Flavor-Aid.

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Well, good news:

The Journal article notes that Musk has attempted to get all the various members of his “harem” to congregate in a compound that he recently had built in Austin, Texas. However, most of the women seem to have expressed disinterest in this (https://gizmodo.com/it-certainly-looks-like-elon-musks-legion-of-kids-is-bigger-than-anyone-imagined-2000590199)

he won't ruin south-america
his "harem" is not giving up without a fight

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

trying to be a mormon,

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

This is just normal to people that grew up around evangelicals. Those nut jobs are everything they hate, but pump out kids as a way to be immortal.

[–] arrow74@lemm.ee 6 points 6 days ago

I'm not even Christian, but I'm starting to believe this guy is the anti-christ