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the "does most commits to private repositories" user
you can configure github to paint private repo commits in the tiles, that's what I do, so it almost looks like #3, but less homogeneous.
Kinda, theres a way orgs can now hide the activity. For example, my github:
and then when im logged in:
Im in multiple orgs but the main one is protected.
But GH commit tiles are a silly metric anyways.
Thanks, I didn’t know that. For others also wondering how: https://docs.github.com/en/account-and-profile/setting-up-and-managing-your-github-profile/managing-contribution-settings-on-your-profile/showing-your-private-contributions-and-achievements-on-your-profile
I’m the “makes commits to Azure DevOps because that’s what his company uses” user, so mine looks a lot like number 4.
How do you ~~enjoy~~ like Azure DevOps?
I recently had the ~~pleasure~~ of working with it. Thank god I only set up CI for a different team and I'm not part of that project.
It’s… fine. Last job was an AWS shop, so I definitely had to learn the differences but all the commonly used stuff is in Azure too.
I can’t really make any legit complaints that don’t exist in AWS in a slightly different flavor.
The “my company works with bitbucket or gitlab”.
I’m the release manager for my company. I’d have so many fucking contributions 😅
or the "ew github? i'm a codeberger" :)
it's me; i'm a codeberger.
Ew GitHub? I'd rather go back to SVN