Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
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The horror, momentarily, abates (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by PugJesus@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Great time for a quick fap!

[–] Cenotaph@mander.xyz 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

The water is terrible for friction

[–] Ymer@feddit.dk 3 points 3 months ago

Yay for foreskin! Also, how does wanking in the shower deserve down-votes? Is it due to other people waiting to get in the shower? Waste of hot water?

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

That's what conditioniare is for, but agree, sexy stuff in water is a turn off for me.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Someone hasn't heard the stories about jizz clogging shower drains.

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 1 points 3 months ago

Desert jellies~

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Just the one? You have to pump those numbers up!