The Washington City Paper, citing an unnamed D.C. source, reports that the president has chosen June 14, 2025—the 250th anniversary of the U.S. Army, Flag Day, and coincidentally also his own 79th birthday—as the big day. If it goes ahead, the four-mile procession would go from the Pentagon in Arlington to the White House.

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[–] ANarcoSnowPlow@hexbear.net 47 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No, no, no, he's loved by his people, and the sun. He should be outside, in the open air, exposed to the sun regularly, where his people can get a really good view of him. Where our beloved leader can be seen for miles by his loving subjects.

Like parades, golf, convertibles, lecterns, tall exposed plinths... Etc.

More of that.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago

Since he is favored by god, he also doesn't need any security.

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

We have a group that meets Fridays at midnight under the Brooklyn Bridge and the password is sic semper tyrannis