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[–] funbreaker@kbin.earth 70 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

A lot of English monolinguals probably would consider speaking anything other than English as evidence of Satanism no matter what

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 36 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Yet they go to churches where motherfuckers “speak in tongues” and they lap that shit up

AND I STRIKE AND I STRIKE

[–] Yoga@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 weeks ago

Watching someone have a psychotic break in real time

Wow God is talking to us

[–] sibannac@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

"Iboughtahondabutishouldaboughtamitsubishi" - a sacred Protestant chant about snakes or something

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

As an English monolingual, I would never assume an unknown language is satanic.

That being said, French is absolutely a language of Satan.

[–] zloubida@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Mince, nous sommes repéré·es !

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

To be educated is to be indoctrinated

Satanists indoctrinate people

Therefore centers of higher education are demonic recruitment camps, makes perfect sense to me, this is certainly not the product of a mind made soft by half a century of deliberate crippling of public education

In all seriousness as a person who watched the original Satanic Panic unfold real-time, innocent people are going to get their lives ruined by this and this time around there is zero journalistic integrity to counter it.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 1 points 2 weeks ago

Cum ar putea cineva să creadă ceva atât de ridicol