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US egg imports meant to drive prices down could be hit by tariffs (www.reuters.com)

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[–] Trigger2_2000@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Peacocks are what you need my friend. You'll think ducks are very quiet quite soon.

[–] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 weeks ago

Nothing like something that sounds like a woman screaming to really liven up the neighborhood. Beautiful plumage, though.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

We had a neighbour a few houses over get one. Never saw it, but I certainly heard the fucker.

He didn't last long.