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[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Look, I'm not saying it would be right.

But if some Danish Viking girls want to sail upriver, plunder and burn my city, and carry me off as American war booty, given how this fucking country is going, I won't object.

[–] BlueFootedBooby@lemm.ee 43 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Which part of boycott do you not get? No Viking girls want your American ass 🤮

[–] sdfric88@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

He missed that boycott includes "boy"

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

fuck, how did I miss that

[–] uis@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Boycotted. Girlcotted. Everyone cotted!

[–] sdfric88@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 day ago

Sounds kinky, I'm in!

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Damn, I was hoping that theft was still okay, just not purchase 😔

[–] blackris@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 day ago

Theft is the way, but most of us sailing the high seas are no hot viking girls, I must say. Sorry.

[–] Jamablaya@lemmy.today 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It'd take 6 Viking women just to pick your fat ass up off the computer chair.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

No worries, I'm of the rare species of Thin American. I weigh less than, statistically speaking, the average Danish woman.

[–] EvilCartyen@feddit.dk 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I deem you a threat to Ozempic/Wegovy maker NovoNordisk - we thought we had an engine for infinite growth when we decided to monetize fat yanks, but you had to go and stay thin, didn't ya!

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not only that, I only support universal healthcare to break the death-grip of the Danish Menace(tm) on our sugary-snack-gorged throats!

[–] EvilCartyen@feddit.dk 3 points 2 days ago

Did I mention that Novo also produces insulin? You're basically a double menace, the king kindly asks you to take it down a notch... or else!

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Calling Danish women "Fat mammas" is not earning you any brownie points.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I'm not calling them fat, I'm just saying I'm a waif who wavers in the wind, I swear 😭 I'm very liftable, lightweight cargo

[–] breg@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Thanks for teaching me a new word: Waif I hope you're doing better in the UK now. You left just in time my friend.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That’s the other Lemmy slut lol

[–] breg@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago
[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

In the UK? I'm in the US. I'm stuck here.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm stuck here.

until the Danish women come

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago
[–] breg@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Sorry, my bad, too many beers tonight

[–] uis@lemm.ee 0 points 1 day ago

It'd take 24 Viking women just to pick your american fat ass up off the computer chair.