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North Dakota mayor resigns after texting lunch-break masturbation video to city attorney (nypost.com)

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[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

They aren’t..the Canadian was changing from joggers to his work clothes and left a camera on so I’m not even sure why that got collected into masturbating. Unless people here are so unfamiliar with the naked body they don’t know these are separate things.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Why bring facts into sexist generalizations?

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

This is my worst nightmare, this is why I have ordered a 3d printed camera cover for my webcam, easy to double check that it's covered