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North Dakota mayor resigns after texting lunch-break masturbation video to city attorney (nypost.com)

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[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Im a male, with a job, and had 0 accidents. Am I doing something wrong?

[–] GrosPapatouf@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're juste using proper numeric hygiene by locking your phone when you masturbate during lunch breaks. Like everyone ought to.

[–] HeliumFalcon@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

Or don't use your 'O'-face for your face unlock.