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Why is this grounds for resignation? He clearly said he sent it by accident.
Could happen to anyone.
Are you also jacking it at work in your lunch break?
It’s like pooping, why would I wait until I got home if I could be paid to do it at the office?
Do you record yourself pooping?
Do you not?
Who are you texting your poop videos that might mistakenly go to a co-worker?
I mean, who am I NOT sending those videos to?
Me, for instance
It's called friendly competition, okay? We also give each other pointers.
We have a squad of fecal cheerleaders at my work.
Well they made the company wide email address for something!
Only fans live scatwork.
Are you not?
Those are rookie numbers
Literally lol:d. Thanks.
Are you not?
If only these tps reports could get filed by rubbing them as well
Depends where it lands
The attorneys desk.
What an inappropiate and sexually charged question.
At least this guy says he made a mistake. What's your excuse?
It's really not, no.
He said it could happen to anyone, but it could only happen to people who film themselves jacking it at work.
Him using the word "anyone" implies that jacking it at work is so normal to him, that the only mistake he sees here is that he sent it to the wrong person.
I used the word "anyone". That was me. The intention of my message was humorous, and I'm sorry if you didn't find it or my later question funny.
Sure he SAID it was an accident, AFTER she reacted with outrage. Then he tried to shut her up. That's the behavior of someone who's gotten away with this behavior before, probably with women who were in a more vulnerable position. She wound up filing for sexual harassment, so this may be the tip of the iceberg for his behavior. It's what she had evidence for.
Couldn't happen to anyone that doesn't masturbate on their lunch break.
I know! Could literally happen to anyone!
Show me someone who hasn't had a sneaky wank on their lunch break and I'll show you a liar.
I can honestly say I have never masturbated on a lunch break.
That kind of stuff gets sucked into my phone all the time