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Microblog Memes

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[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Regular Business Guy: "No sweet. We'll bankrupt Social Security to bail you out."

Heads up sweet = taste, sweat = perspiration.

I used to type "sweat" thinking it was "sweet" until I was almost in my 30s. Then a coworker pointed it out when I said something like "Sweat, sounds good."

[–] tacofox@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

My dyslexic ass thought you were just saying it with a Californian bro accent “saweeet”