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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Why am I reminded of the Simpsons episode where Homer is buying a doll from a creepy store.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Reminded me of Rick arguing with the Devil in his cursed pawn shop.

"Do I need to call the police?"

"Here, you can use my phone. Don't worry, it won't make you deaf because I'm not a hack."

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Making the devil want to kill himself is quite the skill...

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

What a waste of a Monkey's Paw....

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

Because this post, that Simpson episode, and the other person’s comment about Rick & Morty are all based on the Stephen King story “Needful Things.”

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

The toppings are also cursed.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

“It contains potassium benzoate.”

“…”

“That’s bad.”

“Can I go now?”

[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

That’s good!

[–] Clownbaby_Babyclown@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

"Marge! Marge, look! The doll's trying to kill me, and the toaster's been laughing at me." One of my favorite scenes to this day.