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Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery (theonion.com)
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[โ€“] Hylactor@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

13th step is sleeping with someone in your recovery group, especially someone newer than you. This is frowned upon.

[โ€“] Carvex@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Pretty sure this is how you end up starting a series of fight clubs across the country