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[–] wwb4itcgas@lemm.ee 14 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I honestly would've thought that an orifice to release waste products came first, but I'm not an evo-devo-nist.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Yeah, the first thing the embryo of vertebrates folds into is a torus whose hole will become the digestive system. Reproductive organs come way later.

[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 5 days ago

So very early in our development we’re just an asshole. Some people apparently never make it past this stage.

Not to mention that animals with reproductive systems but that reproduced asexually evolved long before sperm.

e.g. earthworms

[–] Manticore@lemmy.nz 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yeah it feels like a weird way to say that humans still have vestigial signs of a cloaca. It's understood that evolutionary ancestors did, so humans' ancestors would need to have separated the functions during their evolution... I guess the news is that there is still genetic evidence even today.

Alternatively, creationists can take this as a sign a creator considers butt stuff to be natural sex also 👍

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

i think the creationist response is that humans were always exactly like this and any evidence pointing to the contrary is put there by god to test us

… but also worth a try - it’s not like they actually think about things

[–] Manticore@lemmy.nz 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

God doesn't make mistakes 😇🙏 that's why butt stuff 🍑🤛💦 feels so good 🥴😩💯

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

very much appreciating your 🤛

[–] Manticore@lemmy.nz 3 points 3 days ago

That's what he said, too.

[–] OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Creationist here. I think the world was created by people, who told each other stories until their stories formed a world, and then the people lived in the world. They invented the idea of humanity by which to know themselves, and that's where human beings come from.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 days ago

so yeah i'm going to need you and everyone you know to make up stories about the impressive girth of my dick, thanks.