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submitted 2 years ago by willya@lemmyf.uk to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

For everyone's sanity, please restrict access to the prod DB to like two people. No company wants that to happen to them, and no developer wants to do that.

[–] HugeCounterargument@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Me applying for any database access ever: “read only. I do not want write. READ ONLY.”