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[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Nice to see he was able to rehire his hair back.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Omg before his ass hair transplant