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RFK Jr.: It Would Be Better if ‘Everybody Got Measles’ (www.thedailybeast.com)

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[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 39 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I love how they say shit like "it wanes" as though that's a reason to not get it. Like, just get a fucking booster and you're good.

[–] half_fiction@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

For real, I thought he was going to name something of actual consequence even if it wasn't true like, "it makes your head explode." But, "it wanes"??? Uh ok, it wanes so some people might get measles anyway. Isn't that just problem solved then since you think infection is good? Completely nonsensical.