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Nothing quite says “high-performance muscle car” like a popup ad for a Mopar Extended Warranty covering your whole center console. That’s right, Dodge Charger owners are now experiencing an exciting new feature: pop-up ads that appear every time the vehicle stops at a light. This absolute garbage feature was spotted in the wild, take a look here.

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[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

I sometimes wonder if my current car will be my last new car. My car has some tracking that I can supposedly disable, so I understand the appeal of classic cars more. I might have to pick up a mint condition early 2000s car for my midlife crisis.

[–] Atomicbunnies@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago

I got a Mitsubishi Delica Space Gear from 1995 for my crisis. Its a cool vehicle tho.

[–] itsathursday@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

I see an MX5 and track days in your future.