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[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 40 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Elon with his child shield again

[–] DogEarBookmark@reddthat.com 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

"The thing with the terrorists is you have to take out their families, when you get these terrorists, you have to take out their families. They care about their lives, don’t kid yourself, when they say they don’t care about their lives, you have to take out their families."

[–] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

It really pains us, we'll have to kill your wives and children too It's purely business, we just cannot have them avengin' you

Rip Trevor moore