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Trump turns the White House lawn into a Tesla showroom (www.nbcnews.com)
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[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 188 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Because of ethical restraints it is extremely rare for a senior government official, let alone a sitting president, to endorse a consumer product so explicitly.

Yeah... Those were good times.

[–] Zexks@lemmy.world 79 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Do they not fucking remember the whole Goya thing last time. He literally shot a commercial from the presidents desk.

[–] kernelle@0d.gs 41 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

BRAWNDO

THE THIRST MUTILATOR

it's got electrolytes

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago

it’s what plants crave