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[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

I can't tell if you're joking or not because that's actually a good explanation... Even if you're on a wheelchair, I can't imagine having a lump of metal in/on/under your shoe being comfortable at all if you have a real foot.

[–] jimbolauski@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If his claim is true he probably had an ankle or boot holster. Taking off his boot dislodged his gun and it fell to the ground discharging. I could not imagine the blisters from trying to walk around with a loose gun in my boot, a crease in my sock is above my threshold.

[–] JustZ@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

A crease? If I know my fairy tales there's a good chance you're a princess, Jim.

[–] jimbolauski@lemm.ee 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Have you ever walked around with a wadded up sock?

[–] JustZ@lemmy.world 1 points 29 minutes ago

You're right it's the worst.

[–] nesc@lemmy.cafe 2 points 1 day ago

It would be extremely ironic if he had a prostetic leg and was shot by his own gun in the other one. It was a joke.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

It may have been a boot