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Marjorie Taylor Greene, a prominent Republican congresswoman and a staunch ally of Trump, suggested a return to "measles parties" for children. She criticized contemporary attitudes towards vaccination, stating, "Now, they demonize parents who refuse to vaccinate their kids."

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[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago (3 children)

That moron again? Someone fire her please!

[–] xtr0n@sh.itjust.works 48 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Out of a cannon? Into the sun?

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 25 points 2 days ago

I am thankful that I can upvote your comment without fear of loss of access to information.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Out of a trebuchet pointed at a wall.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 days ago

Trebuchet yes, but still at the sun. No, she won't reach. That's okay. Parabolas are beautiful. Don't @ me.

[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It would be better if we used a catapult, that bitch doesn't deserve the perfection that is the trebuchet

[–] tal@lemmy.today 23 points 2 days ago (3 children)

She's a House Representative. As long as the public in her district in, I believe, Georgia, keeps wanting her to be the one to speak for them, she's gonna stay.

checks

Georgia's 14th district.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia%27s_14th_congressional_district

[–] halykthered@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

I disagree, she's a Horseman of the Apcolypse.

[–] azimir@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago

She is the best representative Georgia chooses to send. They like being just this fucking dumb. Send her once, you got tricked. Send her twice? You're just stupid and obviously angry enough to hurt everyone else just because you're in pain.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

shes in a safe district, cant say the same for ms BOEBOE, whom she is frenemies with.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

Out of a canon.

Into the sun.