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[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

In front of congress:

"... and Nancy Poleosi clogged the toilet so bad the entire floor had to shut down! These fascist will stop at nothing. Hakeem Jefferies ordered 10,000 balloons be delivered to the pentagon. There is nowhere to put 10,000 balloons at the pentagon! It starts with hi-jinks then we are all being forced in front of the firing squads! AOC replaced all the K-cups in the office with K-cups featuring the trans flag! We haven't had coffee for days! Do you think I can stand up here and fight these commies without my coffee!"