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Donald Trump to replace Benjamin Franklin on $100 bill under GOP proposal (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 16 hours ago by imvii@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] pubquiz@lemmy.world 77 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Excellent news since only dead people are permitted on $US. When's he dying? I have March 5th 2025 in the pool.

[–] Tezzerets_Tea_Time@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Fingers fucking crossed.

[–] DrDominate@lemmy.world 16 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Personally, I'm hoping it falls on my birthday

[–] EUnicorn@feddit.nl 2 points 2 hours ago

I will be celebrating your birthday mate.

[–] chmod755@feddit.org 2 points 3 hours ago

My birthday is March 9

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 11 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Can your birthday be 10 years ago?

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

I have a birthday every year.

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 11 points 6 hours ago

I mean, technically it was, assuming they are at least 10 years old.