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[–] Stern@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Always mildly annoyed by this type of meme.

First and foremost: Gotham is fucked. Like... really fucked. Evil secret societies run the place, the water supply is very likely poisoned in various ways, both conventionally and naturally, there's ancient evils buried under the city that have been corrupting it for centuries, a portal to hell in the asylum. We can say "Oh surely a food bank would help" and Wayne absolutely does do that via foundations in both of his parents names.... but all the shit to erase systemic poverty in the world can exist and The Joker, Zsasz, Mr. Pyg, The Court of Owls, Solomon Grundy, and the like are still going to be doing their shit (Not to mention big alien threats like Darkseid.). Likely most of his villains would still be on their grind except maybe Mr. Freeze who actually could have his problems solved by money.

Secondly: You gotta suspend disbelief. Make Superman a transitional power source and no one is gonna read it anymore, even if it would be 'realistic'. Any number of heroes could readily solve a number of the worlds issues. Why doesn't Iron Man put Arc reactors everywhere to power the world on clean energy? How come Storm doesn't get rid of every hurricane before it starts? Why doesn't Ice Man freeze up the poles and cool the planet down? The Flash could instantly deliver supplies to places in need. It's realistic, but it's boring, and boring doesn't sell comics. Okay, maybe Ruins but that couldn't be like... a whole series.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I think they did a comic where Iron Man did exactly that, but it ended with him going mad with power.

The problem with Super Heroes is that if Reed Richards isn't useless, you don't have a comic anymore.

For those who don't know what I mean...

Super Geniuses are really good at coming up with cures for "Anicent Polymorphic Diseases created by an Alien Civilization that threatens to turn us all into robot slaves!" that "Work like no bacteria ever before seen under a microscope.", usually having a 100% cure rate by the end of the storyline, it might take a while... like 5 issues spanning over three weeks in-universe

Cancer has them completely stumped and the best they can do for you is to show up in costume when you use your make-a-wish foundation favor to meet Spider-Man.

[–] SabinStargem@lemmings.world 2 points 2 days ago

Gotham is Florida?