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[–] in4apenny@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Americans wouldn't let that happen.

Right, Americans?

[–] 5in1k@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago

When it’s not single digits and ice storming in a couple weeks I think people are going to take to the streets. Everyone I talk to is pissed except the unreachable morons.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Of course! Isn't this situation what the second amendment is for? 🤔

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 days ago

It's the situation they claim it's for, but no it isn't. The second amendment is to have a militia ready to defend the nation in case of invasion. Militias were the norm at the time, not standing professional armies, which the newly founded tiny union of states certainly didn't expect to have. That time came and went though and some people carried the corpse of the second amendment and turned it into something else that it clearly isn't.

[–] Bieren@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

All the maga 2nd amendment bible beaters that voted for the talking Cheeto are too busy kicking their wife and jerking off to pics of trump to worry about anything.