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[โ€“] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Company-wide email: "We've had our best year ever and it's all thanks to YOU!"

Me: "Great. Can I have a raise?"

Company: "Oh, we can't afford THAT."

[โ€“] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 11 points 1 month ago

Company: But you can finish work half an hour earlier this Friday, or stay and enjoy free pizza on us! Half a slice per person, max. No fancy toppings.