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So - this year's awards are going to go to...
...and who else?
Billy Ray Cyrus
Tiger King
The Undertaker
Can we they give it to a monster truck? Thinking Grave Digger in particular
Holy shit that would be the most awesome thing ever.
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President Trump - me - is the only judge so I can give the award to anybody or anything. So The Grave Digger Monster Truck is gonna get an award. I told 'em 'You gotta make it real big 'cause The Grave Digger Monster Truck is big. Big! So big!' How big? I don't know big. Bigger than a hot tub maybe. Another bigger medal could be for Trump Tower on a chain. Like a rapper. Like Flavor Flav's clock.
His biggest problem will be how to change all the lyrics of Achy Breaky Heart so it's a flag-waving Trump anthem.
the undertaker deserves it