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[–] tsiad_mordecai_miktros@lemmy.world 63 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Ye is a f***ing clown

no hes a nazi

clowns are good please dont be offensive

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

clowns are good

Stephen King has entered the chat...

[–] tsiad_mordecai_miktros@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

no thats just a bad apple its not all clowns

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] tsiad_mordecai_miktros@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

whoa buddy all clowns are bastards what did they do to you

[–] glitchead@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago

Do we really want to know though?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

clowns are good

The vast majority of children who have ever been close up to a clown disagree with you.