He'd probably have his engineers some kind of overcomplicated and extremely expensive fighter that'd keep running into issues with both the hardware and software. It'd be called the Super Efficient Xtrafighter (SEX, get it? Freaking epic!).

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 42 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

He'd probably have his engineers some kind of overcomplicated and extremely expensive fighter that'd keep running into issues with both the hardware and software.

We already have the F-35 lol

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, I was referencing the F-35, because that already feels like a Tesla production. my-hero would somehow make it worse, I bet.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Gamer RGB lights on everything and it has a speaker that plays meme sound effects

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

It farts every time you fire the cannon 😂🤣

[–] huf@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

imagine a self-driving F-35!

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

The F-35 powered by Grok so-true

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago

Known for it's ability to X-cruciate the pilot and medically X-empt them from future military service

[–] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago

A self driving stainless steel battletank with just a single touchscreen to control it.

“Why do all these DoD nerds keep telling me stainless steel isn’t a good armour material and what are they on about physical controls are good for Electronic warfare. Shut up losers I’m disrupting the industry.” Elon Musk, probably.

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago

timmy-pray

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

I said it already in another thread, but we should convince Musk to build a fleet of 30,000 ton bolo tanks powered by AI.