Elon, aka Office of Personnel Management, aka S.H.I.T.H.E.A.D.:
We encourage you to find a job in the private sector as soon as you would like to do so. The way to greater American prosperity is encouraging people to move from lower productivity jobs in the public sector to higher productivity jobs in the private sector.
Damn dude, this is so awesome, I’ve literally never been tied to this fuck through even consumption and now I have him pulling on my chains, at the best possible time 
This is brilliant. I gotta say I was expecting a recurring joke where they keep mentioning how much Bitcoin was stolen and every time the amount fluctuates wildly
Damn, that's really funny. Maybe the original copypasta needs a sequel. BTC was worth like tenbux when this was originally written.
Might suggest the idea to a writer friend if you don't object.
Go for it 😅
The bit is from a decade ago. I'm not sure the volatility had arrived/was obvious yet.