Elon, aka Office of Personnel Management, aka S.H.I.T.H.E.A.D.:
We encourage you to find a job in the private sector as soon as you would like to do so. The way to greater American prosperity is encouraging people to move from lower productivity jobs in the public sector to higher productivity jobs in the private sector.
Damn dude, this is so awesome, I’ve literally never been tied to this fuck through even consumption and now I have him pulling on my chains, at the best possible time 
Yeah I loved that little fuck you they snuck in there. There’s also a pretty silly typo in the last part of the FAQ. They’re not using the best people.
I love that they talk about productivity… the easiest way that’s measured is via revenue and profit, and someone needs to break it to them that fed govt is mission based and is forbidden by law to make money. There’s no easy way to compare productivity in terms of selling things and productivity of achieving a broad mission, particularly when you factor in constant political meddling and budget restriction.
But of course, all of that’s irrelevant, since the goal here has nothing to do with efficiency or productivity, but just hollowing out the govt so that corruption can flow with greater ease.